Helping a friend move house. A van was hired; bacon sandwich could not help but follow. Imagine my surprise when, back in the van, I opened my paper-bag to discover, not only the usual paper-serviette, but also a paper-plate. This environmental blindness will not go unpunished!
The Breakdown, each category scored out of five.
Order Placed
Just a bacon sandwich please, to take out. White bread thanks.
Bread
Freshly sliced doughy white bread, each slice approximately one inch thick (2)
Spread
The cheapest spread imaginable, applied without hesitation (2)
Bacon
Masses (5) of very cheap bacon (1), hanging out like dog's tongues, slightly under-done (2.5)
Sauce
Offered, though not for my own application (2)
Salinity and Flavour
Salty-but-not-over-salty. Flavoursome-but-not-very-flavoursome (2.5)
Price and value for money
£2.20 - reasonable, given the amount provided (3)
Overall rating for the Archway Cafe, Bath - 2.3 out of 5, rounded down to 2 for the paper-plate.
The bread was way too thick; I've heard of doorstep slices but this was the doorstep and a flight of stairs leading up to it. The bacon was a bit stringy due to its poor quality and it not having been properly cooked.
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